Best Internet Personalities

squeezie wins 76% of its duels and tops the Internet Personalities ranking ahead of Mister V, after 2137 duels.

An 80-point ELO gap separates squeezie from Mister V at the summit, the sharpest divide in the entire ranking and a clear statement of dominance. This margin sets the leader well apart from the rest of the field. joyca holds third place with 1256 points, while Inoxtag and Mastu trail closely at 1229 and 1225 respectively, battling for position in a tight mid-table cluster. The podium reflects a clear hierarchy with squeezie's 1375 ELO and 76% win rate establishing its authority. At the bottom, Pierre Croce and zafeel struggle with 32% and 29% win rates, revealing the community has firm favorites and clear rejections among these Internet Personalities. The contrast between top and bottom performers shows how polarizing these figures can be.

This ranking draws from 2137 duels cast by 52 players across 14 contenders and was updated on 11 October 2026. The vote remains open: head to VAINKEURZ to compare two Internet Personalities in a head-to-head duel and shape the leaderboard with your choice. Every vote shifts the standings and refines the community verdict.

Updated on October 11, 2026

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.

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