Worst Harry Potter bertie bott's flavors

Vomit leads the Harry Potter ranking with 1493 ELO points over 120 duels, ahead of Rotten Egg and Skunk Spray.

The podium reveals a clear hierarchy of revulsion among Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. An 84-point gap separates Rotten Egg in second place from Skunk Spray in third, marking the sharpest divide in the top positions. Vomit dominates with 1493 ELO points and wins 76% of its duels, establishing itself as the flavor voters find most unbearable. Rotten Egg follows at 1430 points with a 71% win rate across 129 duels, while Skunk Spray claims third with 1346 points. The lower ranks paint a contrasting picture: Stinky Socks sits at 1296 points in fourth place, and Moldy Cheese holds fifth with 1290 points. At the very bottom, Toothpaste languishes at 1007 ELO points in 22nd place, with Grass at 1027 points and Sausage at 1076 points just above it, suggesting these flavors provoke far less disgust than their nauseating counterparts.

This ranking draws from 1505 duels contributed by 20 players across 22 contenders, last updated on 12 October 2026. Whether you believe Vomit deserves its crown or think another flavor should claim the top spot, cast your vote and shape this ranking.

Updated on October 12, 2026

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.

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