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506votes

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0commentsUpdated on 10/24/2026 at 08:00 PM

We're pissed1389

The worldwide ranking generated by 506 votes

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We're pissed1389

Kaamelott – Stop trying to say stuff1369

Perceval: Yeah that's not wrong!!1329

It's always stupid but…1288

Interpreter Spoon1276

Where's the chick?1268

The joy of living1266

Fat is life1261

I don't eat seeds1243

#10

BOOM pull up your underwear Lauthar!1240

#11

As such1229

#12

You balding old whore1218

#13

Thanks, you're welcome, goodbye ladies and gentlemen1185

#14

INDEPENDENT WAAAALES1166

#15

I can't believe I'm hearing such bullshit!1156

#16

Three days travel, three days at your place…1147

#17

Reactions #1 – Exasperation1141

#18

One day I'm gonna burn your family1117

#19

It's complicated but it's complicated!1089

#20

Gray things with a tail in the middle of their head1087

#21

Heretics to the stake!1083

#22

Kaamelott – Rude1031

#23

Just imagine for two seconds1022

What the community says

We're pissed leads with an ELO of 1,389, ahead of Kaamelott – Stop trying to say stuff (1,369) and Perceval: Yeah that's not wrong!! (1,329). Ranked over 506 duels between 23 contenders, last updated October 24, 2026.

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Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.

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