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98 ELO points separate Kenny McCormick from Stan Marsh at the top of the South Park ranking, after 1163 duels.

Kenny McCormick dominates with 1480 ELO points and a 78% win rate across 90 duels, establishing a commanding lead that Stan Marsh struggles to close. The gap between first and second is the largest in the entire ranking, underlining Kenny's status as the class favorite. Below them, Kyle Broflovski holds third at 1289 ELO, just edging out Clyde Donovan by 5 points. Craig Tucker rounds out the top 5 at 1268 ELO with a 52% win rate over 133 duels, the highest duel count among the leaders. The lower ranks tell a different story: Jason White sits at the bottom with 982 ELO and a 29% win rate, while Timmy Burch and Leroy Mullens hover just above at 1031 and 1039 ELO respectively, both winning only 33% of their duels.

This ranking draws from 1163 duels submitted by 21 players, comparing 16 contenders from the South Park class. Updated on 12 October 2026, the results reflect active community participation, though the wide gaps suggest some characters have cemented their positions. Head to VAINKEURZ to cast your vote and shift the balance, or see if Kenny McCormick can maintain his lead as more duels pour in.

Updated on October 12, 2026

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.

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