Most irresponsible South Park adults

96 ELO points separate Randy Marsh from Herbert Garrison at the top of the South Park ranking, after 1542 duels.

Randy Marsh dominates with 1468 ELO points and a 76% win rate across 87 duels, cementing his status as the show's most irresponsible adult. The gap to Herbert Garrison in second place is the widest in the ranking: 96 points set them apart, while Garrison edges out Stuart McCormick by another 96 points for the runner-up spot. Officer Barbrady lands at fourth with 1279 ELO, just 19 points behind McCormick, and Jimbo Kern rounds out the top 5 at 1267. At the opposite end, Sharon Marsh sits last with 887 ELO and a 19% win rate, suggesting the community sees her as the most responsible figure among these adults. Sheila Broflovski and Chef occupy the two spots just above her, both failing to crack 1021 points.

This ranking draws on 1542 duels cast by 48 players across 13 contenders, updated on 12 October 2026. The volume of votes reflects the passionate debate over which South Park adult handles responsibility the worst, with Randy Marsh emerging as the clear winner. Cast your own duels on VAINKEURZ to shape the standings and defend your pick for the most irresponsible character in town.

Updated on October 12, 2026

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.

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